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WTNV - All my interns are dead by Womaneko WTNV - All my interns are dead by Womaneko
All my interns are dead

A story by Joseph Fink, narrated by Cecil Baldwin, available here.

Chad: went to buy a tennis racket, never seen again
Jerry: corporeally absorbed into Station Management
Leland: vaporized by the shape in Grove Park
Dana: lost in the Dog Park (or possibly murdered by her double)
Richard: became one with the Whispering Forest
Paolo: did not survive the Summer Reading Program
Dylan: trapped in the Subway (probably a cockroach now)
Brad & Stacey: ??? (possibly hooded figures now)

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Stacey died weeks ago?? I don't think so...HOW. Or maybe death is not the end in Night Vale... I think all the hooded figures are formerly radio interns...those who's disappeared. Also, Brad is/was "very excellent at both carpentry and dark magic"? How suspicious...
Btw I APPROVE OF THIS. For shame, Desert Bluffs, for shame.
I've included Dylan (the cockroach) at the last minute after listening to the new episode this morning!!
His buddy, the jellyfish, is named Crystal. She's a cutie pie. She likes to be pet.
Paolo is reading The Wonderful Wizard of Oz because it's one of the few municipally approved books. That's not weird at all.
Chad is driking Gatorade. Remember kids, Gatorade is basically soda. Eat an orange slice instead.
Jerry is eating cute snails like this one...they're coming from Franchia.
I'd like to say to my Cecil that he shouldn't act so cocky with poor intern Dana because his 'food' is getting out of his plate right now...
And you, watchers, please do not look too closely at the original size. This is just a sketch with some colors on it. It's dirty. *hide*
Perspective = 1 / Me = 0.
This artwork is too damn purple I can't look at it anymore. But despite how much I don't like purple, this wouldn't have been right to paint it in another yeah. Purple. Like...everywhere. I need a moment...

NOTICE: This drawing has been featured on THAT COOL VIDEO! :heart:


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Original post on tumblr: HERE

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Come for the great art, stay for the headcanons! If the hooded figures are deceased interns, then was the Dog Park created solely to contain them?
Womaneko Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey, thanks~ LoVe eMoCTioN 



what Dog Park?
*blinks* I... I don't know. 
So how did Cecil ever make it past the intern stage?
Womaneko Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Maybe he didn't
what is real anyway
we just don't know

AteMozzarella Aug 24, 2013  Student General Artist
WOW, this is entirely too amazing. But I have to ask, was the link meant to lead to just the existing WTNV episodes? You mean to tell me there ISN'T a story called "All my interns are dead"? Aw man. I feel sad. But this is damn good art.
I love the "all my friends are dead" poster on the wall
Womaneko Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha nope, sorry
but that could be the alternative title for the entire podcast don't you think? XD
This has got to be one of my absolute favorite Night vale fan arts. So much attention to detail and focus on minor characters, it's just perfect
Womaneko Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! That's so nice :heart:
The only one left to draw is maybe the most important, tho (Dana)
Perhaps, I'll do something else with her later...
I heard the next episode's title is "Dana" so maybe it'll give me some ideas... ;]
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